Public Speaking:
Acronyms and Abbreviations
You can use acronyms
and abbreviations as a form of humor during a public speaking engagement. An
acronym is basically a form of abbreviation where the letters of the abbreviation
form a new word, i.e., HUD means the Department of Housing and Urban
Development. There are many acronyms and abbreviations that are universally
known such as the IRS and the CIA. There are many more that are unique to your
audience. All you have to do to make them humorous for use in your public speaking
engagement is to change one or more of the words that go with your well-known
abbreviation or acronym.
Here are some
examples:
- IQ Idiot Quotient
- CPI Consumers
Poorhouse Indicator
- IRA Individual
Rest-in-Peace Account
- TQM Totaled
Quality Management
- SLEP
Service Life Extension Program
- EMC
Electro(M)agnetic Compatibility
With a little
thought, it is very easy to customize acronyms and abbreviations to your audience.
Now, here are some examples and explanations from a custom public speaking engagement
I did for a hotel franchise:
OCC in the hotel
industry means Occupancy Rate. I changed it to Oh! C'mon Clinton because certain
taxes were being proposed by President Clinton that would affect their industry.
I always try to connect with the audience whenever I have a public speaking
engagement, by mentioning the topics that are foremost on their minds. This
gives you the greatest chance of succeeding with an item of humor.
ADR to hoteliers,
means Average Daily Rate. This was changed to All Dated Rooms which is something
no hotelier wants to hear. This would mean a fortune would have to be spent
to upgrade and modernize the rooms.
IOC was the name
of the group I was addressing (International Operator's Council). This was changed
to I'm Ordering Chinese and I'm Out of Coffee. These phrases aren't particularly
funny in themselves. They were coupled, however, with the fact that these people
had just completed rigorous and exhausting inspections by the Franchisor. That
is what made it funny.
ANA This is one
of my generic favorites. ANA represents Al Nippon Airlines. I mention that it
is a good thing that this company had an American advisor before they used this
acronym because the original version was . . . ANAL (this is revealed on an
overhead projector just after a pause following the word was). This gets good
laughter. I extend the humor with the line, "How would you like to see
that on a 747 coming at you?" This gets even bigger laughs. For the hotel
public speaking engagement the acronyms were on an overhead transparency and
were displayed using a reveal technique (where individual overhead lines were
covered until it was time to reveal the funny version. You don't have
to project acronyms to use them in a public speaking engagement. You could also
print them in handouts, or just tell them out loud.
SLEP
Service Life Extension Programs are those that extend specific aircraft or avionics
service life, and thus preclude the need for buying new avionic systems or aircraft.
This was changed to Sell Large and Expect Profitability.
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