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Public Speaking: 
Quotations
Quotations are
safe to use during public speaking engagements because if the quotation is not
funny, it doesn't matter since you are just reciting it. You did not write it.
It can still be used to make your point.
You can use the
power of the name of the person who did write it. People will be more likely
to laugh or at least chuckle if a famous person made up the quotation.
If you are
not sure to whom the quotation belongs, it does not matter at all. Unless I
am absolutely certain who said something, I always give myself an out. I usually
say I BELIEVE it was ____________ who said. This keeps me out of trouble
for attributing the quotation to the wrong person at my public speaking engagements.
Sometimes I say, "My great, great grandpappy used to say . . . ",
or "My old aunt Maude used to say . . . ". However, if you know for
sure who said something and their name carries weight, go ahead and use it in
your public speaking.
There are literally
thousands and thousands of notable quotations available to you for your public
speaking presentations. Stop at any bookstore and look at quotation books. You
can also look on the Internet for searchable quotation web sites. Here are just
a few examples of some of my favorite quotations:
- Men occasionally
stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off
as if nothing had happened. Winston Churchill
- I am a friend
of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend than be one. Clarence
Darrow
- I never made
a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterward.
Rudyard Kipling
- Get your facts
first and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain
- Many of us
spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half
our time wishing. Alexander Woollcott
- He is more
apt to contribute heat than light to a discussion. Woodrow Wilson
- Everything
comes to him who hustles while he waits. Thomas Edison
- When you have
got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to
let him run. Abe Lincoln
- It takes less
time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong. Henry Wadsworth
Longfellow
- When you get
to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
- If
you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. - Howard K.
Smith
- If at first
you don't succeed, call it version x.y! - unknown
- In the first
place God made idiots; this was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
(take out school boards and substitute anything that fits your purpose).
When you are
being funny, don't feel bad about twisting the quotations to meet your public
speaking situation. Mark Twain will never say a word about it. Neither will
anyone else if you introduce your quotation by saying, "Someone once said,"
or "My great, great, grandpappy used to say." Then change the quotation
around any way that suits you. The use of quotations is an easy way to add humor
to your public speaking presentations.
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