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PUBLIC SPEAKING resources for you
Public Speaking: Toasts
Toasting
is not done nearly as often it once was. However,
a person polished ing public speaking should have a few short toasts ready to
go if and when the occasion arises. Here are a few fun toasts and a few touching
ones too that you can use in your public speaking:
Birthdays:
To your birthday, glass held high. Glad it's you that's older not I.
Here's to you. No matter how old you are, you don't look it.
Christmas:
Twas the month after Christmas, and Santa's flu had hit; Came these
tidings in the mail, which read: "Please remit."
Here's to the Holly with its bright red berry. Here's to Christmas, let's
make it merry.
Meals:
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you diet.
A full belly, a heavy purse, and a light heart.
Friendship:
Here's to a friend who knows me well and likes me anyway.
May the friends of our youth be the companions of our old age.
Banquet speech ending:
Good day, good health, good cheer, good night!
Health:
Here's to your health. You make age curious, time furious, and all of us
envious.
Luck:
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never face the
wrong way.
May your luck be like the capital of Ireland. Always Dublin.
New Year:
May all our troubles in the coming year be as short as our New Year's resolutions.
In the year ahead may we treat our friends with kindness and our enemies
with generosity.
Marriage:
Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution.
Groucho Marx
May for "better or worse" be far better than worse.
Use toasts to make yourself look really polished when public speaking. To close
this section I would like to tell you that I feel like a loaf of bread. Wherever
I go, they toast me.
